Comebacks for nosy relatives
Every New Year someone asks. This year, answer with your chart. Pick the question you dread and your birth year: the first line is your sign’s real standing with the year, the rest is a joke. Show it at the table or send it to the cousins.
Which part is real
Only the first line: your sign against the year’s, as the year page lists it (the folk “offend the year” list, Fan Tai Sui, 犯太岁, and the harmonies). The punchlines are jokes, not readings. For what the year really holds, see your sign’s page or your 2027 cards.